Chris White's Schedule

Despite the best efforts of the CWS staff, Chris White does, on occasion, successfully schedule live comedy appearances. These appearances are in both his adopted hometown of Washington, D.C., and around the country, as he seems determined to spread his particular brand of suck all over this soon-to-be-formerly-great land.

You may be one of the naive people thinking, "Hey! Chris White is a genius! I would like to meet him in person, and give him money!" Well, wise up: it won't buy his love. And don't bother sending him your severed ear, either. He's an emotionless robot, apparently.

While you should UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES patronize any of these shows, we are providing this calendar for two reasons. First, if you are truly as devoted to the cause as the operators of this Web site, then you are under court order to remain 50 miles from Chris White at all times, and you must therefore know his whereabouts. Second, if you are NOT under court order, you can wait outside these venues and throw canned goods at Chris White as he enters or exits.

August 2009 and forward

Earlier in 2009

From 2008

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