Wampa Jones

He came from long, long ago and far, far way to be with us -- and boy are his arms tired. Wampa Jones, originally from ice planet Hoth, is 126 inches of comedic dynamite. "I had to leave home," he says. "I spilled a bag of rock salt and the whole damn place fell apart."

"Hey, get this -- the other day I'm in a restaurant, and a waiter wouldn't give me a raw steak, saying it was against the law. Well, technically, it's also against the law to maul and eat your waiter, but that didn't stop me, right? And none of that stupid, 'Hang him upside down and save him for later' crap. I learned that lesson the hard way."

Upcoming Shows

Wampa will be appearing at the Aspen Chuckle Hut March 25-28. He also can be seen at the Mos Eisely Cantina on April 10, opening for Jabba's parasite.

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