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I know all the bad things about smoking, but, I really think it looks sexy when a girl is smoking. and so does my boyfriend. I just started to smoke and already I have had lots of boys wanting to date me. They told me that
I look sexy when I smoke. I know I shouldn't be smoking, but I really like it now, What do you think?
- Female, 15 yrs., USA (actual question, TeenAdviceOnline.org)
Erin Conroy: Nothing is more important than making your man happy. And if you have found something that makes him find you sexually attractive all the time, well, then you go on with your bad self!
Now, you're going to run into a lot of naysayers who want to tell you that "tobacco is wacko" and that if he really loved you, he wouldn't want you to endanger your health, blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda. But take a good look at these people: Aren't they all just ugly she-males that are incapable of even getting a second look from a guy-let alone keep him sexually interested?!?! Yes, yes they are. So when they start preaching to you about the dangers of smoking, remind THEM of the dangers of wearing culottes and not shaving their legs:they are doomed to be alone forever.
Besides, you're 15 years old! I think you're more than capable of deciding for yourself what is good for you. I mean, you're in high school now, and as I always say, "If you're old enough to get knocked up, then you're old enough to put deadly chemicals in your body". You have to get the men interested in you, so that they can buy you the cigarettes your body will soon begin to crave. And you have to KEEP them interested, so that they will continue to support your habits when you move onto harder things, like weed and crack-cocaine. If they don't find you attractive, then why on earth would they get themselves knifed in the gut while trying to get you a rock? Exactly.
So, to review: smoking is good, because boys think it's sexy. When boys think you're sexy, they will buy you your drugs. You can then continue using said drugs, so they continue to find you attractive. Everybody wins!
It's a vicious cycle, but I'll be damned if it isn't a sexy one!