Summer Reading List
by Jared Stern, June 1, 2005
Summer is upon us, which means we'll all need books to hold on the beach which we can use to disguise the fact that we're ogling members of the opposite sex. Chief Dcstandup literary critic Jared Stern recommends the following recent non-fiction bestsellers:
- Even You Can Be Condescending
- Happiness Through Better Hatred
- Proactive Apathy
- Physical Fitness Through Rapid Eye Movement
- Dream Big: Dreaming Takes No Effort!
- Sell Your Roommate's Organs
- Why The Voices Make A Good Point
- Green: Make Money Recycling Mucous
- Sell Your Identity For Fun and Profit
- Dead Pet Recipes
- How To Be Constructively Awful
- Your Ass As Ad Space
- Live Life Vicariously
- Act Tough, Sue Big
- Goldschlager: Turn Your Pee Into Riches
- How To Take Credit For Really Good Ideas
- Treasure Maps In The Bible
- The Nerf Cookbook
- Cough Your Way To Six-Pack Abs
- Ransom As a Second Income
- Do-it-yourself Blood Transfusions
- Living Will Mad-Libs
- Dyslexics For Book The
- Annexing Your Neighbor's House
- The Nutritional Value of Dandruff
- Off-Color Hand Gestures
- The Ipecac Diet
- Make Your Own Breast Implants From Pudding
- Office Depot Surgery: From Stomach Stapling to Testicle Paper-clipping
- Instant Sleep Over: Fun With Narcolepsy
- Sign Language For Double Amputees
- The Scratch n' Sniff Nipple Book
- The "Where's Waldo" Code
- Radiation: The Thin Line Between Super Hero and Cancer Patient
- Better Luck Next Time: Why Jesus Has Already Returned and We Probably Killed Him Again
- Settling Disputes With Russian Roulette
- Ethiopia On 85 Cents A Day
- Teaching Your Dog To Pick Up Your Poop
- Beatboxing For Stutterers