Bad Names for Guitars
"That name came from a night in the 1950's when [B.B. King] nearly died saving his guitar after a venue caught fire in the middle of his show. The fire was caused by two guys who knocked over a kerosene lamp while fighting over a woman named Lucille"
-- a music Web site on why how famed blues guitarist B.B. King came to call his guitar "Lucille"
- Shecky
- Yazoo Fred
- Feedbacky
- Gertrude
- Evidence Tag #32487, Commonwealth of Virginia v. Blind Kenny Terhune
- Mr. Broken Tremolo Bar
- Dubya
- My Little Garrote Holder
- Sweet Little Smoove Bitch of A Thang
- The FireStarter
- Mrs. Beasley
- Duuuuudddeeee
- Gipson Les Powell (Made in China)
- The Martha Stewart Signature Label Guitar from KMart
- Ol' Sparky
- The Separation Agreement
- What I got in exchange for selling my soul to the devil (Robert Johnson only)
- The Andrea Doria